HACKS FOR OPERATING THE HUMAN EQUIPMENT

(suspected in quarantine, offered in case they work for anyone else)

— Touchscreens make people irritable

(regardless of what’s on the screens… just touchscreens, per se)

— The body has a certain amount of energy it wants to burn in hard work

(if you don’t give the body hard work, it will turn this energy against you)

— If you are a parent, your only enemy is impatience

(it seems reductive, but see if it isn’t true)

— People should breathe through their noses

(and most of us aren’t… it’s a whole thing, apparently)

— Talking and listening are opposites, and cannot happen at the same time